NEW YORK CITY CRIME REPORT
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In NYC - as well as urban areas across the country - black barbecues are a favorite place to kill.
Is is the meat? the alcohol? the permissive atmosphere?
Who knows, but that's actually the least of our worries this week, and I'm sure you'll agree when you hear the array of crimes in NYC.
Like, a guy tortured and killed a cat as part of an occult ritual.
And a young Yale student allegedly FINGERED (TWO FINGERS) a mother of four, right in front of her kids on a crowded subway car. like, it was that crowded.